Happy Birthday B! Hope it's a great year for you.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
good one
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book amidst glorious silence and beauty.
Put, put, put...... along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'"
"Reading a book," replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,'" he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading"
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"For reading a book!,"she replies,
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," informs her again.
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL :
Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
My Birthday
Monday, March 9, 2009
a song that makes me cry
Everyday I'm so afraid
Afraid of dying
Death already came and got me
Cause I'm not living...
I'm not living anyway...
And who am I supposed to be?
Everybody seems to see except for me
Who cares anyway....
Cause when it's over,
It's all over, and what you gain you throw away
When will love ever find me?
All my life all I've craved is to be seen
Who cares anyway...
Cause when it's over,
All that matters is the love you gave away
To listen to this song go to the first song on my playlist
Thanks to Erica at Blue Jay Studio for putting it on her blog